Curse

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 10:04 PM // 22:04

"Bend ovaho": decreases the chance of the female rangers shout "B*tch Slap" being successfully used by 60%

PieXags · Oct 05, 2005, 10:07 PM // 22:07

"RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO"

Drive through target with the force of a goddam train dealing 14-90 RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO damage.

Energy req: 10 seconds
Recharge time: 20 seconds

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 10:11 PM // 22:11

"LETS ALL BE FRIENDS!" - all players now have the enchantment Peace and Harmony and Pacifism for 45 minutes

wsmcasey · Oct 05, 2005, 10:21 PM // 22:21

"Testicular cancer": in retaliation to the shout "Bend ovaho", for 20..39 seconds, female ranger is immune to disease, and anyone striking becomes diseased for 3..13 seconds.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 10:23 PM // 22:23

"5 dolla ho" - all rangers with 15k druids come and dance around you for X seconds, you must pay 5-x gold to each ranger, every 5 gold lasts X more seconds

darkMishkin · Oct 06, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21

"Witch!!" -- A random female Elementalist is set on fire for 15....20 minutes.

"Ooh look a great big spider!" -- Nearby foes are distracted. You steal 1....8 energy from each distracted foe.

"Alakazam!" -- Closest foe is turned into a bat for 4...8 seconds and suffers from blindness.

"The Police are coming!" -- Spells that exploit corpses are disabled for 8...24 seconds.

darkMishkin · Oct 06, 2005, 01:25 AM // 01:25

"Talk to the hand!" -- The next 'Shout' is REJECTED. P4ned.

darkMishkin · Oct 06, 2005, 01:53 AM // 01:53

erm... sorry to lower the tone anymore than it has been but:

"Oy! Spaz!" -- Nearby foes suffer from Crippled.

chris_nin00 · Oct 06, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59

Nice triple post! I see a spammer in the making.

"Tiger's fury rules"
- Group leaves...
"You will avenge me"
- for 10-50 secs pet attacks 1% faster, after 10-50 seconds pet dies because the team lost.

darkMishkin · Oct 06, 2005, 02:05 AM // 02:05

I was trying for the quadruple but...

"Wheres your ball-ee?" -- All pets stop attacking and run off. Exited.

legandry · Oct 06, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

Your personal information is then sent to the Police, your church, NAMBLA,
and the FBI. Your house is stormed when NMP creates a folder spanning
over 1 GB of child pornography on your HD. You are sentenced to 60 years in prison
without parole, and you spend the majority of your time in between rapings
wondering what it is monks could have to be doing that's more important
than helping you pwnx0r Confessor Dorian

Also, you get AIDS.

NAMBLA? are you talking about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes or the North American Man/Boy Love Association?

(South Park, anyone?)

Link Ironhammer · Oct 06, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55

I won't survive!!-You die instantly giving your health to all your teammates, who in turn laugh and never res you.
Monks follow me!-All monks follow someone else not you, your sword and shield turn to plastic(as you can't protect no one).

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37

guy above me is a little late and stole mine :P

TheEPIC · Oct 06, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37

You know what I hate most. People who don't see value in indirect damage dealing. This one is all too common with PUGS:

"Take the Ele over the Mesmer/Necro!" Group leader is forced to take another Ele in the group. Group has 75% greater chance of failing mission

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 05:39 AM // 05:39

they like heavy support over gradual support, even though the latter is always better

wsmcasey · Oct 06, 2005, 02:10 PM // 14:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

"5 dolla ho" - all rangers with 15k druids come and dance around you for X seconds, you must pay 5-x gold to each ranger, every 5 gold lasts X more seconds

"Gold Digger": Target touched foe and foes adjacent to your target become blinded for 3..13 seconds. For the next 3..13 seconds, target foes suffer -5 gold degeneration.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 02:58 PM // 14:58

"time to take out the laundry" - launder 1,000,000 gold from bill gates

Lexar · Oct 06, 2005, 03:10 PM // 15:10

"I'll be back!" You teleport to the spawnpoint and wield a max dmg golden cruel minigun of manslaying, and sunglasses for (20..40) seconds.

kg_lildude1 · Oct 06, 2005, 03:24 PM // 15:24

"you got served" - target foe's relationships are taken from them and they owe the people in those relationships 500,000 gold each

Doooom · Oct 06, 2005, 06:11 PM // 18:11

"I had a bad childhood!" - Negates Death Penalty on self due to the fact that it's not your fault you suck at the game